HANDGOB

(This is a game for adults!)

…is a stupid erotic game for two seated players who are down to please each other by hand. Players face each other and make goblin voices while turning each other on, all in an attempt to get the other to look away. Play requires a six-sided die and some particularly fuckable hands.

The dark lord has made a decree – her Goblins will be tested, and you two will be the first. She came to you at night, as a swirl of black rags and dream-smoke, and offered you a Threat and a Promise… oh, and of course, an order.

You must go down into the breeding pits and face each other, then please each other by hand. The first to turn away will suffer her Threat, and she will fulfill her Promise to the remaining Goblin.

Credits & Testimonials
I wrote this thing. Art by IFeelOdd and I.

"It's pretty good." - Lilith Lilac Leviathan, halfway through a weed nap.

"now this is a faggot gamep" - Jay Dragon, 3/3/2026, 7:35 PM